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Today I took a staple gun
And placed it upon my lip
Eyelids clenched, block the sun
Smiled, "Let 'er rip"

A heavy pull, a sharp yelp,
Some temporary pain
And suddenly, alright I felt
Enough for it, again.

Today I took a staple gun
And placed it upon my lip
A skillful hand, much fun
But suddenly, I slipped.!

Staples, staples in my cheek
I had not meant to maul
O dear how today's plans look bleak,
As I'm stapled to the wall